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Funny quick quotes
Funny quick quotes













Hans Christian AndersenĪnd meanwhile time goes about its immemorial work of making everyone look and feel like shit. I am definitely going to take a course on time management… just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. We love to buy books because we believe we’re buying the time to read them.

funny quick quotes

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else. We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. Eduardo Galeanoĭon’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. I am not particularly interested in saving time I prefer to enjoy it. There’s never enough time to do it right, but there’s always enough time to do it over. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. I don’t have time, energy, or interest in hating the haters I’m too busy loving the lovers. People who cannot find time for recreation are obliged sooner or later to find time for illness. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.

funny quick quotes

A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! Dr. Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial. There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Time is the longest distance between two places. There is a time for work and a time for love. Henry David ThoreauĪ day wasted on others is not wasted on one’s self. Robert FrostĪs if you could kill time without injuring eternity. Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. How did it get so late so soon? It’s night before it’s afternoon. Never waste any time you can spend sleeping. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician. You can’t see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.

funny quick quotes

Will RogersĪside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. If you're in need of some inspiration for a more sentimental moment, check out our list of thankful quotes that will remind everyone the true meaning of the day.Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Plus, these quotes would be perfect as a Thanksgiving Instagram caption, especially if you're snapping picks of your side dishes, fancy cocktails, and fun activities. Some of them are about relatives, other quotes here are about food - regardless of which you want to repeat, these hilarious Happy Thanksgiving lines from your favorite celebrities, comedians, and movies will totally put a smile on someone's face who needs it. That's why we're rounded up a bunch of funny Thanksgiving quotes that will keep everyone laughing all the way through dessert. Sure, we're all going around the table right before the turkey is carved to say just how grateful we are for one another, but we know, when there's a lot of family in one room, some tense moments can happen. If you've ever needed to have a funny quote or joke in your back pocket, it's Thanksgiving Day.















Funny quick quotes